Arrr! Three decades hence, Tim Cain be huntin' a fabled D&D scallywag who zapped dungeons with a flashin' Monk!
2025-01-20
Arrr, I be wishin' I’d laid me hands on this fine treasure while sailin' through Baldur’s Gate 3! 'Tis like findin' a chest o' rum in Davy Jones' locker—too late, too late, say I! Avast, I’d have plundered more foes with this loot, aye!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a plunderin’ wish that sails the seven seas of me mind! Aye, I be talkin’ ‘bout yon fantastical land of Baldur's Gate 3, where adventurers tread with swords drawn and spells at the ready. But lo and behold, had I but a wee treasure of knowledge in me belly back then, me escapades might’ve been less of a scallywag’s folly and more of a grand sea shanty!Picture it, ye landlubbers! I be standin' at the edge of a cursed ship, ready to battle beasts from the deep. But, alas! I knew not the secret of the mighty "sword o’ wisdom," which be a fine tool fer slayin’ foes and impressin’ wenches alike! Aye, if only I had that clever contraption that 'splains the odds like a trusty first mate, I’d be plunderin’ gold and takin’ names instead of swimmin’ with the fishes!
So, if ye be wanderin’ the realms of Baldur's Gate 3, heed me words! Equip yerself with the knowledge and tools fit for a pirate king, lest ye end up as naught but a tale of folly told in taverns! Now, hoist the sails and let the winds of adventure blow ye to glory! Arrr!