Arrr, toss aside yer PS5 Pro! PlayStation's crew be craftin' fancy wooden blocks fer a daft $80 doubloons!
2024-09-05
Arrr, matey! "Shapes o' Play?" Nay, I say 'tis more like "Shapes o' Pay!" Aye, the only treasure be in the gold, not in the frolickin' and gambollin'! So hoist the sails, for 'tis time to plunder the purse, not prance like landlubbers! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most curious! Them landlubbers be callin' it "Shapes of Play," but I tell ye, it be more like "Shapes of Pay!" Aye, these scallywags be tryin' to pass off their shiny trinkets and jolly games as innocent fun, but all I see be coins a-flyin'!