The Booty Report

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Arrr, Balatro's bounty be over $600,000 in mere hours! A treasure beyond me wildest dreams, matey! What a day, aye!

2025-03-07

Arrr! The grand launch be like a Kraken unleashed, ten to twenty times the size o' what LocalThunk be reckonin'! Aye, 'twas a sight to make even Davy Jones guffaw!

Arrr, Balatro's bounty be over $600,000 in mere hours! A treasure beyond me wildest dreams, matey! What a day, aye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most extraordinary! The fine folk at LocalThunk, bless their scallywag souls, thought they were settin' sail on a wee boat, but lo and behold, it be a grand ship they launched! Aye, it be ten to twenty times bigger than they ever laid their eyes on!

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