Ahoy mateys! The ghostly scallywag Ghostface be back for Scream 7, as Captain Lillard be spillin' the beans!
2025-01-31
Avast, me hearties! That scallywag always be returnin’, like a cursed treasure map that leads to naught but stout rum and salty sea dogs! No matter how far he sails, he be drawn back like a gull to a ship’s grub! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spins ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag known far and wide fer his knack fer returnin' from the depths of despair—aye, I speak of the fabled Captain Backagain! Aye, this foul weathered buccaneer be notorious fer settin' sail into the tempestuous seas, only to come crawlin' back like a barnacle on a ship's hull.Ye see, ol’ Captain Backagain be like a cursed parrot—squawkin' and flappin' ‘bout, yet never truly leavin' the crow's nest! Each time he sails off, we be thinkin', "Mayhaps this time he’ll meet Davy Jones!" But nay, by the time we’ve finished countin’ the doubloons, here he comes, swaggerin’ back with tales taller than the main mast! “I be off to find me fortune!” he proclaims, but all he brings back is a belly full of grog and a parrot named Polly who swears like a sailor. Arrr!
So, if ye ever find yerself in a tavern and hear a familiar cackle, know that it be Captain Backagain, regalin' us with his wild escapades. Aye, he may venture forth, but like a loyal sea dog, he’ll always come back... likely with more trouble than a kraken in a bathtub! Cheers to the ol' swab, for he be the livin’ proof that no matter how far ye roam, the sea's callin' is as strong as a hearty grog! Aye!