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Arrr! Charlie Cox be claimin’ Born Again ain’t dumbed down fer Disney, but darker than Davy Jones’ locker, matey!

2024-12-20

Arrr, me hearties! Though the scallywags at Disney be tryin' to tame the beast, ol' Daredevil still be swingin' his fists like a rum-soaked buccaneer! Violence be his true treasure, aye, and no shiney castle can keep him from plunderin' the high seas of mayhem!

Arrr! Charlie Cox be claimin’ Born Again ain’t dumbed down fer Disney, but darker than Davy Jones’ locker, matey!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for I be spillin' the beans on the tale of our favorite devil o' darkness, Daredevil! Aye, ye might think that sailin' under the Disney flag would tame our fiery hero's savage ways, but nay, not a chance, I say!

In the land o' Disney, where dreams be made and pixie dust be sprinkled, ye'd expect the ferocious fella to hang up his fists and toss on a pair o' Mickey ears. But lo and behold! This be no tale of cuddly critters and singin' squirrels. Nay, ol' Daredevil is still throwin’ punches like a rum-soaked sailor in a tavern brawl!

With his trusty Billy clubs and the heart of a lion, our blind warrior cuts through the nefarious scum of Hell's Kitchen like a cutlass through a ripe melon. Disney may be all about the family fun, but they’ve kept the grit and the grime of ol’ DD intact, lest we forget the fine art of a good ol’ fashioned beatin'! So raise a tankard to the devil in the red suit, who continues to show that even in a world of fairy tales, a pirate's heart can still find a way to make a ruckus!

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