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Arrr, matey! The dev crew be bickerin' over them Viper changes till the sun sank, Yoshi-P be spillin' the beans!

2024-08-28

Arrr, the captain o' the fray be all a-twistin' 'n’ turnin' like a fish outta water 'bout makin’ a wee tweak! His mind be as stormy as the sea, not knowin’ whether to hoist the sails or swab the deck! A right pickle, that be!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a battle director, a fine scallywag who found himself in a right pickle! Aye, this crafty captain was "quite torn," like a sail in a tempest, ponderin' over whether to make a certain adjustment to his grand battle plan. Now, ye see, this be no ordinary decision—it was akin to choosin' between a bottle o’ rum and a barrel o’ grog!

With his trusty parrot squawkin’ in his ear, "Adjust it, ye landlubber!" and his crew bickerin' like a bunch of starvin’ cats, the director scratched his beard, wonderin' if the change would bring glory or doom. "What if it be a jinx?" he muttered, eyeing the cursed treasure map that promised riches untold yet delivered naught but mischief.

In a comical twist, our director finally decided to toss a coin, lettin' fate decide. "Heads, we adjust! Tails, we sail!" But alas, the coin befall a seagull’s plunderin’, leavin' the poor captain hangin' by a thread! So, he settled for a compromise—a little tweak here, a little jig there—and thus, he sailed forth, half mad but full o' spirit, ready to face whatever the sea might throw at him! Har har har!

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