Avast ye, mateys! The cap'n of a mighty D&D ship be sayin': "Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Feast yer eyes on this - I be havin' no Icewind Dale 2 secrets!"
2023-11-14
Arrr, it be as true as a mermaid's song, that it ne'er be on me vessel o' knowledge, me trusty computer!
Arrr, matey! Let me regale ye with a tale of a most peculiar encounter with a scurvy bilge rat who claimed, in the language of a 17th century pirate, that something was "literally never on me computer!" Aye, ye heard me right - this lubber had the audacity to deny any knowledge of a certain item on his digital device!Picture me, a seasoned pirate, facepalming with disbelief at this preposterous claim. I couldn't help but chuckle heartily at this swindler's feeble attempt to shirk responsibility. "Never on yer computer, ye say?" I guffawed. "That be the most desperate excuse I've ever heard!"
Now, ye may be wonderin' what item this scallywag was so eager to disown. Well, let me enlighten ye. It be none other than a notorious document - a cursed piece of parchment that contained sensitive information. 'Twas a matter of utmost importance, and this scurvy knave had the audacity to deny any knowledge of its existence on his computer!
His eyes darted about, avoiding eye contact with me, as if he be tryin' to avoid the plank. But I saw through his deceitful ways. I knew that no matter how fluent he be in pirate speak, he couldn't escape the clutches of the digital world. "Ye can't escape the truth, ye scurvy dog!" I bellowed, pointing a finger directly at his trembling soul.
But, alas, this rogue persisted with his charade. He insisted that the document had never graced his computer's digital shores, that it was some sort of sorcery or black magic that had bewitched his device. I couldn't help but burst into laughter as I imagined the poor thing being haunted by a mischievous spirit, hiding documents from its owner!
So, me hearties, ye can see why I found meself in the company of such an absurd claim. It be a tale that will forever echo through the halls of pirate lore, a reminder that even in this digital age, pirates be encounterin' the most outlandish excuses for their misdeeds. But fear not, for a pirate's wit be sharper than any cutlass, and we always be catchin' the scoundrels who dare deny the undeniable truth!