Arrr, me hearties! These scurvy overlords be makin' me tongue-tied, layin' off half the crew after sellin' out!
2025-01-27
Arrr, that poor scallywag, once a crafty ex-dev, be weepin’ over the shipwreck that be the studio! Aye, cursed layoffs be sendin’ her to Davy Jones’ locker, and now she’s left lamentin’ like a landlubber with a bellyache! Avast, what a sorry state!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be spin' ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag of a studio, once brimming with jolly swashbucklers and merry makers, now flounderin' like a fish outta water! Aye, this ex-dev, who once sailed the high seas of game design, be lamentin' the unfortunate fate of their beloved ship, the studio, which be struck by a tempest o’ layoffs, leavin’ naught but a barnacle-ridden hull behind.“Avast!” they cried, “What treachery hath befallen us? We were the mighty crew, crafting tales of adventure and plunder, but now we be but shadows of our former selves!” With a heart as heavy as a cannonball, this weary sailor be reminiscin’ about the grand days when the studio was the envy of all the seven seas, teemin’ with creativity and laughter. Now, the once-bustlin’ deck lay silent, save for the mournful wails of the wind and the creakin’ of the wood.
In jest, they pondered, “Mayhap we should’ve stuck to pillagin’ instead of pixel pullin’!” But alas, it be too late for such mirth. So here’s to the brave souls left behind; may they find fair winds and a bounteous treasure in their next escapade! Yarrr!