The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Life be strange, but Max be sportin' fancy threads from Final Fantasy 7, if ye be coughin' up 80 doubloons!"

2024-08-03

Arrr, mateys! Behold, the grand arrival of Moogle Max, a wee scallywag burstin’ forth from Davy Jones’ locker! With a belly full o’ grog and a twinkle in his eye, he be ready to plunder the seas of laughter, savvy? Avast, let the jolly revelry begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of whimsy and wonder! In the year of our Lord, when the seas be wild and the rum flowed like a river, a wee critter named Moogle Max be born. Aye, this scallywag be no ordinary beastie, but a dandy little creature with a pom-pom atop his noggin, lookin’ like a fluffy cloud that be fallen from heaven’s skies!

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