Arrr! The whispers of the Switch 2 beakin' the surprise, said one savvy sea dog: "A right misfortune for Nintendo, matey!"
2025-01-19
Arrr matey! The scallywags be hoardin’ a treasure chest o’ secrets 'til the great Direct sails in. They be like a parrot with its beak shut tight, keepin' us all wonderin’ what mischief be afoot! Avast, let the juicy tales flow!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale to spin about a treacherous company hoardin’ secrets like a greedy captain clutchin’ his gold doubloons! Aye, they be holdin’ a heap o’ information tighter than a ship's hold in a stormy squall, waitin’ for the fabled Direct to make its grand entrance.