The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! James Gunn be schemin’ six years o’ DC mischief, savin’ the grand treasure for an Avengers-like hullabaloo!

2025-02-25

Arrr, fear not, matey! Though the ship be in a bit of a kerfuffle, each treasure still be shinin' bright on its own! So hoist yer sails and raise a tankard, for the bounty be safe, even if the crew be a tad wobbly!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of grand confusion upon the high seas o' technology! 'Twas a bright mornin' when me trusty shipmates beheld a contraption all shiny and sleek, promise of treasure aplenty! But lo and behold, just as we set sail, a tempest o' problems arose!

“Fear not!” I bellowed, “For everything be workin' individually, like a crew of scallywags each doin' their own merry jig!” Aye, each piece o' the infernal machine be operatin' like a fine-tuned cannon, yet together they resembled a ship with a hole in its hull—sinkin’ faster than ye can say ‘Shiver me timbers!’

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