Arrr! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The PS5 be keepin' Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth from settin' sail on PCs 'til May 29, 2024, arrr!
2023-09-14
Arrr, matey! The latest addition to the FF7 Remake series be held hostage by the PlayStation scallywags, denyin' access to non-PlayStation platforms for a cursed three moons. Avast ye, ye landlubbers! Prepare to walk the plank of patience!
Arr, matey! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of the latest plunder that has befallen the gaming world. Word has reached me that the newest installment in the FF7 Remake series be locked away from non-PlayStation platforms for a dreaded three months! Avast, ye scallywags!Now, ye might be wonderin', why would these scurvy dogs be restrictin' such a fine game to just one vessel? 'Tis all about the doubloons, me hearties! PlayStation be payin' a handsome ransom to keep this treasure locked in their own treasure chest for a time. Aye, it be a clever business strategy, but a curse upon those of us who wield different gaming weapons!
Picture it, me mateys. While PlayStation owners be gallivantin' through the magnificent world of FF7 Remake, us poor souls on other platforms be left yearnin' for a taste of the adventure. We be restricted to swabbin' the decks and awaitin' our turn to set sail on this grand voyage.
'Tis like bein' marooned on a deserted island, knowin' that just beyond the horizon lies a land of excitement and thrill that we cannot yet reach. The wait be agonizin', akin to a peg-legged pirate in a race against time to find a wooden limb! Arr!
But fear not, me hearties! Eventually, the storm shall pass, and the game will be free to roam the seas of other platforms. Three months may seem like an eternity, but it be just a blink of the eye in the grand scheme of life. So, gather yer patience, me mateys, for the day will come when we can all unite under the banner of FF7 Remake, regardless of the console we call our own.
Until then, let us raise our mugs of grog, toast to the PlayStation owners, and hope that their adventure be worth the wait. And remember, me hearties, that in the realm of gaming, patience be a virtue as valuable as a chest full of gold doubloons. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!