Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n o' Dragon's Dogma 2 claims the sequel be friendly fer landlubber newbies, all 'cause o' a cunning ol' tale twist!
2024-01-15
Fear not, matey, if ye be clueless 'bout this realm, for yer figment of a character be just as lost as ye!
Ahoy there, ye landlubbers! Listen up, for I shall spin ye a tale in the language of a 17th-century pirate, in a humorous tone that'll have ye grinning like a Cheshire cat. Now, brace yerselves, for we be setting sail into a world where knowledge be scarce, and ignorance be the name of the game.Arr, don't ye fret if ye find yerself clueless 'bout this here world, for ye see, yer character be just as lost as a blind bat in a storm. No need to swab the decks with worry, matey, for in this story, the less ye know, the better!
Picture this, me hearties: ye be a fearless buccaneer, ready to embark on grand adventures. But alas, ye don't know port from starboard. Ye be like a parrot without a squawk, a peg leg without a swagger. It don't matter though, 'cause everyone else be just as muddled.
Ye be meetin' a crew o' salty sea dogs, each more absurd than the last. One be claimin' to be the long-lost cousin of Blackbeard himself, while another be swearin' he can talk to dolphins. And ye be there, scratchin' yer head, wonderin' if ye stumbled upon a treasure chest o' lunatics.
But fear not, me mateys! In this topsy-turvy world, ignorance be a fortuitous blessing. Ye see, not knowing the ropes be the perfect recipe for laugh-inducin' escapades. Ye be makin' mistakes that'd make even the most seasoned pirate chuckle.
So, raise yer tankards high, me hearties, and embrace the fact that ye know as much 'bout this world as a parrot knows 'bout algebra. Ye be in for a wild ride, where laughter be the only currency worth havin'. And remember, in this tale, ignorance be the ship that'll sail ye straight into the arms of hilarity!