The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, after Amazon snatched Bond, Bezos be askin' the scallywags fer picks! Ye won’t believe the ruckus!

2025-02-20

Arrr, matey! It be lookin' like those scallywags Henry Cavill and Tom Hardy be sailin' at the very peak o' the treasure map for franchise fans! Aye, they be the gems in this here pirate's chest! Shiver me timbers, they be the talk of the seven seas!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of two fine scallywags from yon Hollywood seas: Henry Cavill and Tom Hardy! Aye, these lads be sittin' upon the thrones of franchise fandom, like kings of the Seven Seas, drawing the eye of every matelot and landlubber alike.

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