Arrr! A cursed game be marooned in Steam's fog, while we holler at Valve to hurry up, savvy?
2024-07-31
Arrr, matey! The fine lads o' No Return were set to launch their treasure yesterday, but alas! Steam be holdin’ it like a scallywag guards his gold. We be waitin’ longer than a pirate’s thirst on a dry shore!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a tale of woe from the high seas o’ gaming! The grand adventure known as "No Return" was set to sail yesternight, but lo and behold, a foul tempest brewed in the form o’ the dreaded Steam ship! Aye, the developers be claimin’ that ol’ Steam be holdin’ back our precious booty, like a scallywag hoardin’ treasure in a cursed chest!