The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Ana de Armas be burnin' 106 scallywags with a fiery contraption, leaving her weepin' like a landlubber!

2024-12-09

Avast, me hearties! This be the grandest flick o’ 2025, a treasure of tales ye be itchin’ to see! Prepare yer grog and gather yer crew, for this be a spectacle fit for the fiercest buccaneers on the high seas! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round, fer I’ve got a tale to spin ‘bout a movin’ picture set to sail the silver screen in the year of our Lord twenty-five! Aye, this here be no ordinary flick; it be one of the most coveted treasures of the cinematic seas!

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