The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, after five long years, the scallywags birthed a fine stone phallus from the depths—treasure for all, matey!

2024-08-07

Arrr, matey! Welcome aboard the ship o' the cosmic seas, known as "Deep C*ck Galactic"! Where the stars be bright, the rum be flowin', and the treasure be more risqué than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Hoist the sails and let the mischief begin! Yarrr!

Arrr matey, gather 'round the ol' grog barrel as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a place most peculiar, known as Deep C*ck Galactic! Aye, ye heard me right, it be a realm where the stars twinkle like a treasure map and the moon be akin to a jolly roger flyin' high! In this cosmic sea, the ships sail on stardust, and the crew be a motley band o’ rascals, all searchin' for plunder amongst the celestial bodies!

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