Arrr, the new Switch 2 be confirm’n it: Nintendo be callin’ that Joy-Con a "mouse"! What be next, a parrot?
2025-02-06
Arrr, it appears this fine contraption be sportin’ the ability to wield twin blades! Aye, me hearties, 'tis like havin’ two parrots squawkin’ at ye—double the ruckus and twice the fun!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a contraption of wonder, one that be havin' the power of dual-wield functionality! Aye, ye heard me right! This be no ordinary gadget, but a treasure of mechanics that allows a scallywag like meself to wield not one, but two mighty weapons at once! Arrr!