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Arrr, nearly a century post-Tolkien's tale, Rory Kinnear be spillin' the beans on why Bombadil's moment be nigh in Season 2, matey!

2024-08-26

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Rory Kinnear be spillin' the beans that this tale be spun in a manner most peculiar, not like ol' Tolkien's yarns! So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good twist, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a grand tale from the future, told by none other than the illustrious Rory Kinnear, a fine fellow of the thespian seas! This cunning lad has spilled the beans that a new version of the beloved tales of Tolkien be settin' sail, but with a twist that’d make even the most hardened pirate chuckle.

Ye see, Kinnear be sayin' this new rendition shall be used in a “different way,” aye! What manner of trickery be this? ‘Tis not the dusty tomes ye be used to, but rather a fresh breeze blowin' through the sails of Middle-earth, where elves and orcs may just find themselves doin' a jig or singin' a shanty! Imagine yer favorite hobbits swappin' their pipes for a pint o’ rum, or Gandalf with a parrot on his shoulder, givin' sage advice with a hearty laugh!

So, me mateys, it seems as though this fresh take on the legendary lore shall be a rollickin' good time, full of mirth and merriment, rather than just battles and brooding! Keep yer eyes peeled as we embark on this new adventure, where the only treasure be a belly full of laughs and a heart full of joy!

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