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Arrr, matey! Exodus be settin' sail with an alien crew so rugged, even them Krogans be quakin' in their boots!

2025-03-15

Avast ye! The swashbucklin' scallywags behind Mass Effect be unleashin’ a new tale, Exodus, where an alien crew be so fierce they’d make them Krogans quiver in their boots! Arrr, prepare for a ruckus, me hearties, for these space critters be tougher than a two-headed kraken!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the latest marvel from the briny depths of the gaming ocean: the grand RPG known as Exodus! Aye, this be no ordinary tale, for it be crafted by the clever hands of a Mass Effect veteran, who hath returned with a treasure chest o' innovation!

Now, ye may know the Krogans, them brutish beasts with their thick skulls and tougher tempers. But lo and behold! Exodus be introducin' an alien race so fierce, they make Krogans look like scallywags in a pillow fight! These new creatures be built like hulkin' leviathans, armed with strength and savagery that’d send even the bravest pirate scurrying for the crow's nest!

With their wild ways and bone-crunchin' antics, these aliens be the true terror of the cosmos. I reckon they feast on the hearts of their enemies, wash 'em down with rum, and laugh as they polish their mighty weapons! The crew of Exodus be ready to take ye on a journey filled with raucous adventure, where ye’ll encounter these hardcore critters who put the fear of Davy Jones into the hearts of all who cross their path!

So hoist the sails and ready yer cutlasses, for Exodus be bringin' a wild ride through the stars, and ye won’t want to miss this jolly good romp through space! Arrr!

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