Avast! Yonder Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth swabbie speaks, claimin' we shall spy a "mighty... deranged" Cloud in th' sequel, ye landlubber JRPG!
2024-01-26
Arrr, me hearties! Cody Christian be claimin' he's be gettin' a right good shiver down his spine just ponderin' on it. Methinks he be anticipatin' somethin' quite grand, arrr!
Arrr, mateys! Me hearties, gather round and listen to this jolly tale of Cody Christian, a landlubber who claims he be gettin' chills just thinkin' about it! Now, ye see, Cody be a fine young lad of this modern age, yet he be speakin' in the language of us 17th century pirates. Aye, ye heard it right!With a twinkle in his eye and a smirk on his face, this scallywag tells us that the very thought of it sends shivers down his spine. Oh, the things that be sailin' through his mind! He be imaginin' himself aboard a grand ship, with sails as high as the heavens and a crew of rowdy buccaneers. Arr, the adventures he be envisionin'! The plunderin' of treasures and the thrill of the high seas!
But wait, me hearties, there be more to this tale! For ye see, Cody be a landlubber, a land-dweller who dreams of the life of piracy. It be as if he be caught in a time warp, transported back to the days when Blackbeard ruled the waves. Aye, the lad be quite the character, embracin' the spirit of the sea with all his might!
Now, ye may be wonderin', why would a fine young lad like Cody be yearnin' for a life of piracy? Well, me mateys, the answer be simple - it be the thrill of the unknown, the excitement of adventure, and the freedom of the open ocean. A pirate's life be filled with danger and mischief, but also with camaraderie and a sense of freedom that be hard to find on dry land.
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to Cody Christian and his wild imagination! May he continue to dream of the pirate's life, even if he be stuck in this modern age. And who knows, perhaps one day we shall find him on the high seas, shoutin' "Avast, me hearties!" and seekin' his own pirate's treasure. Yo ho ho!