Arrr, matey! The new jester’s fright flick be slayin’ harder than a cutthroat, givin' Terrifier a right good tussle!
2025-03-11
Arrr, me hearties! "Clown in a Cornfield" be makin' waves, like a ship caught in a squall! The landlubbers be shoutin' with glee, claimin' it be a right jolly romp through the stalks! Avast! Raise a tankard to this merry madness!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be havin’ news from the wild seas of cinema! The treasure of a flick known as "Clown in a Cornfield" has set sail, and by the looks of it, the landlubbers be lovin’ it! Aye, 'tis true! The premiere be causin’ quite the stir on the shores, as hearty cheers and raucous laughter be echoing through the night like a siren’s song.