"Avast ye! After eight long years, our CS:GO treasure map be tossed overboard by Steam! What cruel winds blow?"
2025-01-13
Arrr, the scallywags of the Classic Offensive crew be claimin' they adhered to the "rules and scribbles" as if they were guidin' the ship through a stormy sea! Mayhaps they be lookin' fer treasure, but I reckon they found naught but a parrot's squawk!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be havin' a yarn to spin about the Classic Offensive mod crew. These buccaneers claim they followed their "requirements and recommendations to the letter," as if they be navigatin' the treacherous waters of mod makin’ with a map drawn by Davy Jones himself!Now, ye see, when it comes to moddin', these hearty souls be actin’ like they be starin’ at the stars for guidance, swipin’ every suggestion like a greedy parrot snatchin’ at crumbs! They be shoutin’ from the crow's nest, “Aye, we did what ye asked!” while the rest of us be wonderin’ if they be readin’ the same scrolls we be. It’s as if they took a one-way voyage to the Isle of Misfit Mods!
With all their talk of followin' the rules, ye might think they be tryin’ to appease the mighty Kraken of Quality Control! But lo and behold, the seas be still churnin' with laughter as players be scratchin' their heads, wonderin’ why the ship be sinkin’ when they followed the charts! So raise a tankard, me hearties, for the Classic Offensive crew, who sailed straight into the storm with a grin and a wink, claimin’ they be followin’ the treasure map to mod perfection!