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Arrr, the new Karate Kid's captain be chattin' with the Cobra Kai crew to make sure it sails smooth with Netflix!

2024-12-17

Arrr, matey! Set sail three years hence after the ruckus of Cobra Kai, we find the young lad of karate, now a legend among scallywags! Prepare yer cutlasses and listen close, for tales of high kicks and swashbucklin’ antics await ye in this merry adventure!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the seas of the dojo, where the winds be blowin' fierce and the karate kicks be flyin' high! Three years after the clamor and clout of Cobra Kai, a new legend be risin' from the depths of the dojo’s dungeon. Aye, 'tis called "Karate Kid: Legends."

Our young lad, Daniel-somewhat-still-Young, be navigatin' the treacherous waters of teachin' karate to the next crew of scallywags. He be tryin' to avoid the dark curse of Cobra Kai, which still lurks like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Meanwhile, the swashbucklers from his past be stirrin' the pot, ready to clash swords—or rather, feet!

But fear not, fer the spirit of Mr. Miyagi lives on in every wise-crackin', grass-sweeping moment! With a mix o' laughter and lessons, our young hero be learnin' that the mightiest weapon be not the fists o’ fury, but the heart o’ courage! So, hoist yer sails and prepare to set course for the dojo, where legends be made—one hilariously awkward kick at a time! Arrr, it’ll be a jolly good show, I tell ye!

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