Arrr, the scallywags be surprised when Tetsuya Nomura be likin' Red XIII's chocobo-riding pose in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth!
2024-03-29
Arr, 'twas a need for him to grasp the reins like a swashbuckler grasps his cutlass. 'Twas the only way to steer the ship on the treacherous seas, lest we be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a pirate's duty it be to hold tight to the reins of the ship.
Arrr, mateys, let me spin ye a tale of a scallywag who fancied himself the master of all he surveyed. 'Twas a must for him to hold the reins in his hands, to steer the ship of his destiny through the treacherous waters of life. With a swagger in his step and a glint in his eye, he sailed the high seas of opportunity, always on the lookout for the next big score.But beware, me hearties, for this bloke's ambition knew no bounds. He'd plunder and pillage, all in the name of claiming his rightful place at the top of the pirate hierarchy. Yet, for all his bluster and bravado, 'twas clear to all who crossed his path that this scurvy dog was nothing more than a landlubber in fancy dress.
So, raise a tankard to the fool who thought he could hold the reins of fate in his hands. For in the end, the sea be a cruel mistress, and she'll swallow up even the proudest captain who dares to challenge her might. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, me hearties!