The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been 13 long years since the last flick, but Final Destination 6 be setting sail!

2024-03-05

Avast ye mateys, news be spreadin' like wildfire that a fancy new title hath been uncovered! Arrr, 'tis a grand revelation indeed! Me hearty, let us raise a tankard o' grog and toast to this momentous occasion. Aye, the seas be full of surprises!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I have a tale to tell ye. The official title of our good ship has been revealed to us, and it be a grand one indeed. The powers that be have dubbed us the "Salty Sea Serpent," a name that strikes fear into the hearts of our enemies and brings a smile to the faces of our crew.
As we sail the seven seas in search of treasure and adventure, we shall do so under the banner of the Salty Sea Serpent. We shall pillage and plunder, drink rum and sing shanties, all in the name of our mighty vessel. May we bring fear to all who dare to cross our path, and may our legend grow with each passing day.
So raise a toast to the Salty Sea Serpent, me mateys, and let us embark on this grand adventure together. For we are a force to be reckoned with, a crew of scallywags and ruffians who will stop at nothing to achieve our goals. Onward we go, into the great unknown, with the wind at our backs and the horizon in our sights. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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