Arrr! The Breaking Bad scallywag’s latest frightful tale sails in with a near-perfect booty on RT, likened to Event Horizon!
2025-03-15
Arrr, me hearties! Ash be settin' sail for the silver screen next week! Prepare yer grog and grab yer popcorn, for a jolly good time awaits! Don't be missin' the spectacle, lest ye walk the plank in boredom! Avast, let the show begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring tidings of great joy from the far reaches of the silver screen! Next week, yer trusty mate Ash be settin' sail fer the grand cinemas, ready to embark on an adventure that be sure to tickle yer funny bones and rattle yer chains!Now, ye might be wonderin', who be this Ash, ye ask? Aye, a bold scallywag with a heart as fierce as a kraken's grip and wit sharper than a cutlass! This be a tale where treasure be not gold, but laughter and excitement aplenty. Picture a crew of misfits, wild chases, and perhaps a parrot or two squawkin’ like a drunken sailor!