Arrr! The fresh King Kong game, after 18 long years, be called a "scam" by many! Spreading faster than a cannonball, it be likened to the dreaded Gollum of 2023, a game most ill-reputed.
2023-10-17
Arrr, be we truly graced with a second Gollum game in the selfsame year, me hearties? Shiver me timbers, 'tis a glorious bounty fit for a pirate's plunder! Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of rum, let the adventures continue!
Arr, me hearties! Be ye ready for a tale of joy and wonder? 'Tis bein' said that we, the scurvy pirates of the gaming seas, are bein' graced with yet another Gollum game in this very year! Ah, if me eyes be not deceivin' me, 'tis a blessin' indeed!Now, let me first gather me wits and me rum-soaked brain to take ye back to the early mornin' of the year when the first Gollum game was unveiled. 'Twas a day filled with mixed emotions, as some landlubbers rejoiced while others scowled in disbelief. But now, me dear mateys, 'tis a whole different tale!
Picture this: a pirate crew sailin' through the vast sea of gaming news, when a shout goes up from the crow's nest, "Avast! Another Gollum game be on the horizon!" Arr, ye can imagine the shock that coursed through our veins! But as the news settled, a sense of mirth and jest filled the salty air.
"Arr, are we bein' blessed or cursed?" cried one pirate, his voice filled with glee. "Two Gollum games in a year? 'Tis like findin' two treasures in one chest!" And we all laughed, for truly, 'twas a sight to behold.
Now, I be tellin' ye, me hearties, this news be bringin' mirth to our pirate souls, for who can resist the charm of that wretched creature, Gollum? 'Tis a delight to witness his sneakin' and schemin' in a new game, not once, but twice in a year!
So, me fellow pirates, let us raise our mugs of grog and toast to this wondrous occasion! May the winds of fortune blow in our favor and deliver these games to us without delay. And let us revel in the fact that we, the scallywags of the gaming world, be given the gift of double the Gollum in a single year!