Aye mateys, 40 years hence, The Toxic Avenger be gettin' a comic book reboot. Arrr!
2024-02-23
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Join in the merriment as we mark 40 years of Toxie with a swashbucklin' new comic tale recountin' his beginnings. Set sail on this adventure and let the laughter flow like grog! Arrr!
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Gather 'round as we celebrate 40 years of the legendary Toxie with a brand new comic story that retells his origins. This tale be filled with adventure, danger, and a hearty dose of humor that will have ye rollin' in the decks with laughter. Ye won't be able to resist the charm and wit of this beloved hero as he navigates the treacherous waters of Tromaville.From humble beginnings as a meek and mild-mannered janitor to the fearless and fearsome Toxic Avenger, Toxie's journey is one for the ages. Ye'll be on the edge of yer seat as he battles evil villains, saves the damsel in distress, and fights for justice in the most unconventional ways.
So raise yer tankards of grog and toast to Toxie, the hero we all need in these tumultuous times. This comic be a swashbucklin' adventure like no other, and a must-read for any fan of the legendary Toxie. Don't be a landlubber, join the crew and set sail on this epic voyage through the annals of history with Toxie as yer guide. Arrr!