The Booty Report

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Arrr, the scallywag who plays Trevor be wishin’ fer his matey in GTA 6, just to meet Davy Jones right quick!

2025-01-28

Arrr, a right proper finale, indeed, fer what he done to poor ol' Johnny! Like a scallywag walkin' the plank, he met his fate, a true laughable jest! Let the sea have him, 'tis the least he deserves fer stirrin' up trouble! Har har!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round ye scallywags and lend an ear to a tale of treachery and well-deserved justice! Once upon a time on the high seas, there be a scoundrel who did wrong by our mate Johnny, a lad of fair spirit and a heart full of rum! Aye, this villain thought he could swindle the poor lad out of his doubloons and send him to Davy Jones' locker without a second thought!

But lo! The tides of fate be fickle, and this ruffian met his comeuppance in a manner most fitting! With a belly full of grog and a mind as twisted as a ship’s anchor, he found himself facing the wrath of the crew! They hoisted him by the sails and gave him a taste of his own medicine, tossin' him overboard where the fishies danced about in glee!

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