The Booty Report

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Arrr, mateys! Helldivers 2 crew be weepin’ as their fire-spoutin’ toys be dulled, and not a soul be pleased!

2024-08-06

Arrr, matey! The fiery dance o’ the flames now be prancin’ about like a tipsy wench at a tavern, all realistic-like! Aye, ye’ll be wonderin’ if they be alive! Fire in the belly, that’s what I say! Keep yer eyebrows at the ready!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be havin' news from the mysterious realm of flame and fire! Aye, ye won't believe it, but them clever landlubbers have made the flames dance like a drunken sailor on shore leave! Yarr, these flame effects now be workin' more realistically than a parrot perched on a captain's shoulder!

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