"Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be swabbin' the decks o' Steam reviews after Sony's retreat. Major Order achieved, arrrrr!"
2024-05-07
Arr matey! 'Tis not quite an official Major Order, but 'tis as good as gold in me book. We'll sail the high seas with this decree, and none shall dare stand in our way, for we be a fearsome crew indeed!
Arr matey, gather 'round and listen to me tale of a most peculiar situation. It be not quite an official Major Order, but 'tis as close as a pirate can get without losin' his marbles. The scallywags in charge be shufflin' papers and scratchin' their heads, tryin' to figure out what to do with us. Are we to be treated like proper treasure, or tossed overboard like last week's catch?But fear not me hearties, for we shall weather this storm with our wits and our swords at the ready. We be pirates, after all, and no one can tell us what to do. We'll sail the high seas and plunder our way to glory, whether they like it or not. Let them try to stop us – we'll show 'em what it means to cross a crew of salty sea dogs!
So raise the Jolly Roger and let's set sail for adventure, me mateys. We may not have a Major Order, but we'll make our own rules and chart our own course. And remember, if anyone tries to stand in our way, we'll give 'em a taste of our cannons and send 'em packin' faster than you can say "yo ho ho!"