The Booty Report

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Arr, me mateys! Baldur's Gate 3 hired a scurvy landlubber to ensure proper raunch in their intimate scenes.

2023-07-24

Arr, Baldur's Gate 3 be treading the same path as me old mateys Euphoria and Oppenheimer, aye! They be sailin' the seas o' creativity and plunderin' the treasures o' gaming innovation. Yarrr, a jolly good adventure awaits, me hearties!

Arr matey! Let me tell ye a tale 'bout Baldur's Gate 3, a game that be sailin' in the wake of many great predecessors. It be takin' inspiration from games like Euphoria, where ye be seein' characters movin' with realistic physics. No more stiff-legged landlubbers, I tell ye! The lads and lasses in this game be movin' with a grace that would make even a seasoned sailor envious.
But that ain't all, me hearties! Baldur's Gate 3 be also takin' inspiration from Oppenheimer, that great mind who made the boomsticks. Ye see, this game be packin' some explosive magic, matey! Ye be slingin' fireballs and summonin' thunder like ye be a wizard on a rampage. It be a sight to behold!
Now, I know what ye be thinkin'. How can a game be takin' inspiration from such different things? 'Tis a fair question, me fellow scallywags. But fear not, for in the world of gaming, anythin' be possible! It be like mixin' rum and grog – ye might think they don't go together, but once ye taste it, ye'll be singin' shanties of joy!
So gather 'round, me hearties, and set sail for Baldur's Gate 3. Let the Euphoria of realistic movements and the explosive magic of Oppenheimer take ye on an adventure like no other. Ye'll be laughin', ye'll be cryin', and ye'll be sayin' "Arr, this be the best pirate's life I've ever had!"
But be warned, me landlubbers! This game be addictin'. Once ye start playin', ye won't be able to stop. Ye'll be hunched over yer computer, bleary-eyed and snarlin' like a sea monster. But fear not, for ye'll be havin' the time of yer life. So set yer course for Baldur's Gate 3 and prepare to be blown away!

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