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Avast ye! Jason Blum be swearin' on his cutlass that Spawn release be set, and by Davy Jones' locker, he'll stick to it!

2023-10-03

Avast ye hearties! The Cap'n Jason Blum, he be finally spillin' the beans 'bout the long-awaited remake, arrr!

Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and hear the tale of a cinematic adventure that be brewin' on the horizon. The infamous Director Jason Blum, known for bringin' frights and thrills to the silver screen, has finally opened his trap to speak about the long-awaitin' remake that has stirred up excitement in the souls of film enthusiasts everywhere.

In a jolly twist of events, Blum has set his sights on a beloved classic that be holdin' a special place in our pirate hearts. Aye, ye scurvy dogs guessed it right! 'Tis a remake of a tale that be takin' place in that mystical land known as Amity Island. It be none other than the legendary film 'Jaws' that be gettin' the Blumhouse treatment.

But fear not, me mateys! Blum did not reveal too many details, for he be keepin' his cards close to his chest. He did, however, mention that this new rendition be payin' homage to the original masterpiece, while addin' a fresh twist to keep us all on the edge of our seats.

Oh, the anticipation be growin' stronger than the sea's mighty tides! We can't help but wonder who be takin' on the role of the fearless Captain Brody, or if the giant man-eatin' shark be makin' a return with an even more frightful visage. Will our hearts be racin' with fear or burstin' with laughter? Only time will tell, me hearties.

So batten down the hatches, me buckos, and prepare for a cinematic voyage that be sure to shiver our timbers and leave us beggin' for more. Blum be no stranger to thrillin' us, and with 'Jaws' in his sights, we can be rest-assured that we be in for a treacherously good time. Raise yer grog, me hearties, and let us toast to the future of this excitin' remake!

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