Avast ye! Don’t be hopin’ fer Minecraft to be free, matey! Mojang be sayin’ it don’t jibe with their shipshape!
2025-03-23
Arrr, matey! This be the finest bargain in all the seven seas! A treasure so grand, ye’d think Davy Jones himself crafted it! For but a handful of doubloons, ye can strike gold, or at least fool yer mates into thinkin' ye did! Ha-ha!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of treasure that be sweeter than a siren’s song! Now listen well, fer this be the best deal in all the seven seas! Aye, ye heard me right! A deal so fine, it’ll make even Davy Jones himself spit out his grog!