The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye scallywags be plunderin' Skyrim mods as if 'twere loot from a sunken ship! Aye, the tide be turnin'!

2024-04-22

Arrr matey! We be unable to conjure up a magical solution to handle the monstrous waves of visitors that come crashing upon our ship. 'Tis like trying to fit an entire kraken into a tiny bottle! Aye, 'tis a challenge indeed.

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for I have some news that may shiver yer timbers. We be sailin' on risky waters, and our ship may not be able to handle the mighty waves ahead. Avast ye, for we may not be able to provide an infinite solution to meet the treacherous storms of site traffic that be comin' our way.
Though we be a sturdy crew, even the most seaworthy vessel has its limits. We may not be able to scale up to meet the demands of a sudden surge in visitors to our port. There be no magic potion or hidden treasure that can make our ship grow infinitely to accommodate all who come aboard.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for rough seas, me hearties. We may need to weather the storm and ride out the high tides until our ship is once again sailing smoothly. But fear not, for we be a resourceful crew, and we shall find ways to navigate these choppy waters and keep our sails full and our flag flying high. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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