Arrr, James Wan's film be addin' Elijah Wood, Marvel scallywags, and Schitt's Creek land lubbers to th' crew! Aye!
2024-03-29
Arrr mateys, 'tis true! The Monkey, captained by Osgood Perkins, be done with its plunderin' of the silver screen. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for this fine treasure, arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Ye hear that news? The Monkey, a film directed by the infamous Osgood Perkins, has finally wrapped up production! Avast, what a jolly good time we had on set, arrr!Me hearties, I tell ye, this be a film worth watchin'. Aye, Perkins be a master of his craft, a true buccaneer of the silver screen. The Monkey be a tale of adventure and mischief, fit for any scallywag lookin' for a laugh.
From the depths of Davy Jones' locker, the crew of this film has emerged victorious! The cast be as talented as a parrot that can recite Shakespeare, and the production be as smooth as sailin' on a calm sea.
So mark ye calendars, me mateys, for The Monkey be comin' soon to a theater near ye. Ye won't want to miss this swashbucklin' tale of monkeys and mayhem, brought to ye by the one and only Osgood Perkins!
Now, me hearties, raise yer tankards and give three cheers for The Monkey! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, it be a film fit for a pirate's plunder!