The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Witness the newfangled horror game, Slitterhead, crafted by the creator of Silent Hill. Ye can even play as a mutt!

2023-07-06

Arr, me heart be taken! I be convinced, I'll be takin' ye offer. Me doubts be gone, I be as good as sold, matey!

Arr, matey! I reckon ye be talkin' 'bout the language of a 17th century pirate, aye? Well, ye be in luck, as I be well-versed in the art of speakin' like a scurvy-ridden swashbuckler! Don't ye fret, me heartie, for I shall spin ye a tale in a humerous tone, fit for a jolly good laugh!

Now gather 'round, ye landlubbers! Imagine ye be aboard a grand ship, sailin' the treacherous seas, searchin' for buried treasure. Picture yerself with a parrot on yer shoulder, an eyepatch coverin' yer eye, and a long, bushy beard adornin' yer face. Arr, ain't it a sight to behold?

"Well, I'm sold," ye say? Aye, that be the spirit, me matey! Let's dive right into the lingo of a true pirate, arr! Instead of sayin' "yes," ye must shout "aye" with all yer might. And when ye be referrin' to someone, call 'em a scallywag or a landlubber. It be a surefire way to get a chuckle out of yer shipmates!

But beware, me hearties, for speakin' like a pirate ain't just about the words ye say, but the way ye say 'em. Ye must put on a gruff voice, roll yer Rs, and add a touch of mischief to yer tone. That be the secret to a proper pirate speak!

So, me mateys, next time ye be yearnin' for a bit o' fun, gather yer crew, raise yer tankards, and let the pirate in ye come alive! With a hearty "Yarr!" and a jolly laugh, ye'll be transported back to the days of yore, when pirates ruled the seven seas with their wit, charm, and a touch of mischief. Arr, I be hopin' ye enjoyed this little adventure into the world of a 17th century pirate!

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