The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the DLC for Elden Ring be full o' choices, but ye best be prepared for a never-ending tale, mateys!

2024-05-02

Arrr matey, this here game be like a fine treasure trove, much like the plunder of FromSoftware's earlier loot. Aye, 'tis a familiar tune we be hearin', as if our trusty parrot be squawkin' the same ol' squawks. Aye, me hearties!

Arrr matey, let me tell ye about this new game that be comin' out. It be soundin' pretty similar to the games that be comin' from FromSoftware in the past. Ye know, the ones where ye be fightin' monsters and bosses with yer trusty sword and shield.
From what I be hearin', this new game be havin' the same tough difficulty that be makin' ye pull out yer hair in frustration. But fear not, me hearties, for the rewards be worth the struggle. Ye be findin' new weapons and armor to make ye stronger in battle.
Some scallywags be sayin' that this new game be havin' a twist with some new mechanics and features. But at its core, it be stayin' true to the tried and true formula that be makin' FromSoftware games so beloved.
So gather yer crew, sharpen yer blades, and prepare to set sail on a new adventure filled with danger and excitement. This new game be sure to test yer skills and yer mettle, but remember, fortune favors the bold. So hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare to plunder and pillage in this latest offering from FromSoftware.

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