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Arrr, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth's most dreadfully dull minigame was meant to be twice as tiresome, but Square thought better of it, mateys!

2024-04-16

Arrr, Square Enix be swabbin' the decks fer hours on end to make the mako vacuuming a jolly good time. Bless 'em, they gave it a go, but methinks they may have missed the mark a bit. Aye, at least they tried!

Arrr, me mateys, let me spin ye a yarn about Square Enix and their attempt to make mako vacuuming a jolly good time. They be sayin' they put in a lot of work to make it feel satisfyin', but truth be told, it be like tryin' to make a scallywag walk the plank with a smile on 'is face.
Ye can almost hear 'em shoutin', "Avast ye land lubbers, we be makin' this mako vacuumin' a grand adventure!" But alas, it be akin to searchin' for buried treasure in the wrong spot - ye be diggin' and diggin', but findin' nothin' but sand.
So, me hearties, let us give Square Enix a tip o' the hat for their efforts, even if they be walkin' the plank of disappointment. They may have missed the mark this time, but at least they tried to make the seas a bit more adventurous for us all.

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