Arrr, matey! Humble Games swore no harm to devs, yet one be beggin' on Patreon for fear o' the plank!
2024-08-05
Arrr, matey! Squid Shock be squawkin’ that a dearth o’ booty might send our fine studio to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, we be needin’ to hoist the sails of fortune or risk meetin’ the kraken o’ bankruptcy! Avast, let’s plunder some treasure, ye scallywags!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round an' lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale o’ woe from the depths of the Squid Shock ship! Aye, it seems that this fine crew be runnin’ low on supplies, an’ it be puttin’ our whole treasure-trove o' dreams at risk! Yarr, we be likin’ our rum as we like our pixels—plentiful an’ bountiful!