Arrr! Shuhei, the wise sea captain, be sayin' the Vita sank 'cause of poor choices and Sony's double duty!
2025-01-16
Arrr, a merry band of blunders be the cause of its watery grave! Aye, 'twas a jolly mix o' folly, like a parrot tryin’ to dance a jig! The ship be sunk, but we be laughin’ like scallywags at the folly that sunk her!
Arrr, gather ye scallywags, for I be tellin’ ye the tale of a grand vessel called the S.S. Blunderbuss, which met her watery grave through a series of right foolish missteps! Aye, the crew o’ swabs be thinkin’ they could sail the seven seas without a proper map, and thus, they set sail into the great unknown with naught but a soggy piece o’ parchment and a parrot that squawked “X marks the spot!”