The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, ye scurvy mateys! Dragon's Dogma 2 be lackin' fast travel, says the cap'n, "fer yer game be dull, ye landlubber!"

2024-01-23

Arr, me hearties! Capcom's sequel be wishin' ye to hap upon booty at every turn, like a bumbling landlubber. So, set sail, me lads, and discover what treasures await ye on this grand adventure! Yo ho ho!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of adventure on the digital seas. Capcom, those fine creators of video games, have birthed a sequel that be wantin' ye to stumble upon all sorts o' things. Aye, 'tis true, they be callin' it "Capcom's sequel wants you to stumble upon things"!
Now, ye may be wonderin' what kind o' things ye be stumblin' upon in this here game. Well, me mateys, 'tis a treasure trove indeed! Ye be findin' hidden treasures, secret passages, and clues aplenty. 'Tis a game that be testin' yer wit and yer luck, for ye never know what lies ahead.
But fear not, me hearties, for this be no ordinary stumble. Nay, 'tis a stumble filled with laughter and mirth. The creators have woven a humor into the fabric o' the game, makin' it a jolly ol' time for all who venture forth. 'Tis as if ye be takin' a leisurely stroll through the pirate-infested waters, havin' a laugh at every turn.
Now, do ye be thinkin' this be an easy task? Nay, me mateys, 'tis no walk in the park. Ye need to be keepin' yer wits about ye and payin' attention to every detail. But fear not, for the game be fair and rewardin'. Ye be feelin' the thrill of discovery as ye uncover each hidden gem.
So, me hearties, if ye be yearnin' for a bit o' adventure and a barrel o' laughs, "Capcom's sequel wants you to stumble upon things" be the game for ye. Set sail on this digital voyage and let the humor guide ye through the treacherous waters. May yer stumble be true and yer laughter be hearty!

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