The Booty Report

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Avast! Spider-Man's fancy duds be unveiled, and blimey! He’s chumming with that scallywag Doctor Doom!

2024-07-26

Arrr, matey! The world be needin' a jolly guardian, and lo and behold, it's none other than that web-slingin' scallywag, Spider-Man! With his spindly threads, he be swingin' through the skies, keepin' us safe from the dastardly curses of the seven seas! Avast, let the adventures begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a lad who scuttled straight from the realm of the fantastical! The world be needin’ a guardian of the mystical sort, and lo! Who should swing in on a web but none other than that cheeky scallywag, Spider-Man!

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