Arr, me hearties! 'Tis true, me played 'Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth' be a downright preposterous JRPG!
2023-10-13
Avast ye! Behold, the soon-to-be-released Like a Dragon be a scurvy dog of a game, filled with wild antics, a heart o' gold, and pure bliss. Prepare to be smitten, for this treasure be unlike any other!
Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to a tale of a game fit for a scurvy pirate's fancy. 'Tis called Like a Dragon, and I be tellin' ye, it be a treasure worth seekin'! Arr, this game be outrageous, kind-hearted, and utterly delightful!Picture this, me mateys: a world filled with adventure, where ye be takin' on the role of a gangster-turned-dragon, fightin' off baddies with yer fierce might. But don't ye be thinkin' this be a serious affair, for the game be filled with humor as bountiful as a pirate's plunder! Ye'll find yerself crackin' many a smile as ye navigate through this wondrous tale.
Oh, the characters ye'll come across, me hearties! From a lovable lug of a protagonist to a quirky cast of sidekicks, ye'll find yerself fallin' in love with each and every scallywag ye encounter. The kind-heartedness be drippin' off 'em like the sweet nectar of a ripe mango. Ye won't be able to resist their charm, mark me words!
But let's not forget the sheer outrageousness of this game, me hearties! Picture yerself battlin' enemies in the streets of a vibrant city, wieldin' weapons like a true swashbuckler. Ye'll be performin' moves so outlandish, ye'll be laughin' like a belly full of rum! From fightin' with traffic cones to summonin' a phone booth for assistance, the possibilities be endless!
So, me fellow pirates, if ye be yearnin' for a game that be both outlandish and heartwarming, Like a Dragon be the one for ye! Set sail on this adventure, and ye won't be disappointed. 'Tis a treasure worth discoverin' in the vast sea of gaming, and ye'll be singin' its praises like a shanty sung by a merry crew. I be tellin' ye, this game be a true gem!