Arrr, the scallywag showrunner be talkin' about keepin' the series sailin' past the five-season limit, aye!
2024-06-04
Arrr, if there be a Guinness World Record for being the daftest scallywag about how long a show should last, ye can bet yer last doubloon that I'd be front and center in the picture, lookin' like a proper fool! Aye, I be the master of makin' a spectacle of meself!
Arrr mateys! If there be a Guinness World Record for the fool who be most clueless about the proper length of their own show, ye can bet yer last piece of eight that it would be me! Aye, I be the one who always be thinkin' me show should go on and on, with no end in sight.Me crew be rollin' their eyes and lookin' at the hourglass like it be runnin' out of sand. But I be thinkin' I be the greatest entertainer to ever sail the seven seas, with me jokes and me antics keepin' the audience in stitches for hours on end.
If there be a crowd of scallywags who be waitin' for me to finish so they can go home and swill their grog, I be ignorin' their pleas and carryin' on like the show must never end. But in the end, it be me who be lookin' like the fool, with me name forever enshrined in the Guinness World Records as the daftest pirate to ever set foot on a stage.