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Season 2 o' The Last of Us be called a 'brutal storm' and 'heartstrings plunderin' by the scallywags!

2025-04-08

Arrr, mark yer calendars, mateys! The new season be settin sail on HBO come April 13th! Prepare yer grog and settle in fer a wild ride on the high seas of entertainment! Avast, ye don’t wanna miss this treasure!

Season 2 o' The Last of Us be called a 'brutal storm' and 'heartstrings plunderin' by the scallywags!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the winds be whisperin’ of a grand tale to be told! The fresh season of treasure troves be settin' sail on the good ship HBO come the 13th day of April!

Yarrr, mark yer calendars, savvy? 'Tis a day when the scallywags and landlubbers alike shall feast their eyes on the wild adventures awaitin' upon the high seas of the screen. So hoist yer mugs o' grog and get ready to shout “Aye!” as the curtain be lifted and the plot thickens like a stormy sea!

With characters as colorful as a parrot’s plumage and plots twistier than a kraken's tentacle, ye won’t want to be missin' this spectacle! So, make sure ye be ready, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank of boredom, arrr!

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