Arr! Ye be seein' Dragon's Dogma 2, matey! The game be showin' tha' even in dark fantasy, ragdoll physics be grand!
2024-01-04
Be ye spyin' a winged creature, or perhaps a floatin' contraption? Nay, very well I say, 'tis nothin' but a fearsome scallywag of the seas, a war-honed buccaneer!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to me tale of the grandest adventure on the high seas! Picture this: a sky as blue as the Caribbean, with fluffy clouds shaped like mermaids and sea monsters. The salty breeze tousles me beard as I stand atop me mighty vessel, scanning the horizon with me trusty telescope. Suddenly, me eyes spot somethin' peculiar in the sky!"Is it a bird?" me parrot squawks from me shoulder, cocking his head to the side. "Nay, ye feathery scallywag," I reply with a chuckle. "Is it a plane?" me crewmate shouts, pointing a trembling finger towards the object. "Avast, ye landlubber!" I bellow, slapping him on the back. "It be no plane, but a battle-hardened warrior descendin' upon us!"
The men onboard grow restless as the figure draws nearer, clad in gleaming armor that dazzles like the sun reflecting off me stolen treasure. "Hoist the colors!" I command, and our Jolly Roger flaps proudly in the wind. We prepare for a clash of epic proportions, swords at the ready and cannons primed. The warrior lands gracefully on our ship, causing the planks to shudder beneath their feet.
"Arrr, who be ye?" I demand, squinting me eyes to get a better look. The warrior removes their helmet, revealing a face as fierce as a tempest. "Fear not, Captain," they say in a deep voice, "I come in peace. I seek adventure and a worthy crew to join me in me quest for glory."
I chuckle heartily, offering them me hand. "Ye've found the right place, matey. Welcome aboard! Together, we'll sail the seven seas, looting and pillaging, and havin' a jolly good time. Just mind the parrot's squawks, he's got a taste for shiny trinkets!" We share a laugh, knowing that the pirate life is full of surprises, even in the presence of a battle-hardened warrior from the skies!