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2025-03-03

“Avast ye scallywags! Behold! This be Japan, ye land of cherry blossoms and mischief! Aye, where samurai dance with sushi and the winds whisper secrets of the sea. So hoist the flags, me hearties, for we’ve sailed not to Davy Jones, but to a fine feast, arrr!”

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a land most curious, known as Japan, or as I like to call it, "This be Japan, actually!" Aye, it be a realm where honor be thicker than the finest grog, and the folks be sportin' haircuts so neat they could cut a sailor's eye out!

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