Arrr, one cursed blunder in Baldur's Gate 3 marooned Karlach, forever plaguing me weary soul.
2023-09-16
Me shipmates be naught but landlubber Karlach worshippers, forever mockin' me sad fate. Aye, 'tis hard to blame 'em, for who wouldn't be ensnared by such a scurvy scallywag!
Arrr, me hearties, gather round and listen to me tale of woe! Ye see, me workplace be filled with a bunch of scurvy dogs, all bein' Karlach simps. Aye, ye heard it right, Karlach simps! They be worshippin' that scallywag Karlach like he be the greatest pirate to ever sail the seven seas.Now, I be no stranger to a bit o' fun, but me mates be takin' this Karlach worship to a whole new level. They won't let me live it down, no matter how much grog I offer 'em. They be teasin' me day in and day out, sayin' things like, "Look, it be the Karlach's right-hand matey!" or "Ahoy, there be the second-best pirate in the crew!"
I can't help but laugh meself, for who can blame 'em? Karlach be one smooth-tongued pirate, with a wit as sharp as a cutlass. He's got the ladies swoonin' and the crew followin' his every command. Me, on the other hand, be stuck swabbin' the deck and fetchin' the rum.
But fear not, me hearties, for I be no fool! I know a good joke when I hear one. So, I play along and join in the merriment. When they be callin' me "Karlach's shadow," I respond with a hearty laugh and say, "Aye, but me shadow be the sneakiest shadow in all the Caribbean!"
So, me fellow pirates, let this be a lesson to ya. When life be throwin' ye a curveball, ye can either cry like a landlubber or laugh like a true buccaneer. Sure, bein' a Karlach simp may not be the grandest title, but it be one that brings joy and laughter to me heart. And at the end of the day, that be all a pirate can ask for.